MARK YOUR CALENDAR AND RSVP/REGISTER FOR WEDNESDAY JULY 17TH BETWEEN 8 AND 10PM, WHEN HUMPDAY LA (brought to you by Club Ass) INVITES YOU TO:

HOLE TRAIN

...where you can do the humpty hump, the bump and grind, and any other fuck dance you can dream up!


Expect between 40 and 50 attractive to hot, toned to fit, friendly, social, horny drug free guys at this event. We will be in central Los Angeles in either Mid City or Echo Park TBD. For those of you who are new, we discourage shady DL types who just want sex and don't care about meeting anyone.

HUMPDAY is for guys whose lives are way too busy to waste their precious time aimlessly and all too often fruitlessly pursuing cock and/or ass. The guys who we expect will come to HUMPDAY take care of themselves, have good jobs and careers and have limited to zero bandwidth for flaky sex dates or frittering away countless hours in the unproductive ubiquitous black holes of Grindr, Scruff, Sniffies, etc....

It's so much easier and more satisfying just to come to HUMPDAY!

HUMPDAY events run between 8 and 10pm on one Wednesday a month. While we would love it if guys would stay for the whole two hours, cum-and-go is totally acceptable on a school night! This event comes to a hard stop exactly at 10pm so timely arrival is recommended for guys who prefer to take their time.

The HOLE TRAIN party will be held in an easy to access location in central LA with decent area parking. (Either mid city or Echo Park)

To RSVP for HOLE TRAIN

Electronically pay $20 until 11.59pm on July 16th 2024 by Venmo (private transaction, NOT as a good or service, Bill, 1331) or CashApp

Electronically pay $25 by Venmo (private transaction, NOT as a good or service, Bill, 1331) or CashApp anytime on Wednesday July 17th 2024 until the 7.30pm RSVP cutoff.

VENMO: From you phone click this link: http://venmo.com/u/gaydd

CASHPP: From your phone click this link: http://cash.me/$clubass

Covers received after 7.30 on the day of the event, or sent in the wrong amount MAY result in no address being sent because we may not see your payment. In this case you will be refunded in full on the following day.

Otherwise, cover charges are neither refundable nor transferable.

ALWAYS INCLUDE THE EMAIL WE HAVE ON FILE FOR YOU IN THE COMMENT AREA OR WE WILL HAVE NO WAY TO SEND YOU THE ADDRESS FOR THE EVENT.

The comment should read something like this. eg: JUL17 Dick Stickler creampie@hugedick.com

THE ADDRESS WILL BE SENT OUT BY 5.30PM ON THE DAY OF THE PARTY.

WANT TO INTRODUCE A FRIEND TO HUMPDAY AND CLUB ASS?

They will have to screen with us and get approved by us first in the same way that you did. Please forward them the screening meme at the bottom of this invitation.

RULES AND REGULATIONS

  • NO PARTY CRASHING (will result in being permanently cut off the list for both HumpDay and ClubAss)

  • Respect the home of our host. This is not The Slammer.

  • Never lean on the window coverings with shoulders or chairs.

  • No silicone or oil based lube. Water based only.

  • Put trash in trash cans, not corners or surfaces or the floor.

  • Blue laundry bags are for towels, not trash

  • If you make any kind of mess, clean it up. Use trash cans.

  • No minors (ID will be checked if we suspect)

  • No camera activity is permitted at the party.

  • Absolutely no hard drugs or smoking

  • Cannabis edibles, poppers, and light drinking is fine.

  • If someone isn't interested in playing with you, back off.

  • No sex in the bathroom!

  • No last second guest additions without clearing it with us first.

  • No karens or pains in the ass.

A FEW MORE THINGS

  • Please be up to date with all your STD testing.

  • If you have any reason to believe you have been exposed to an STD or have a cold/cough/flu/pink-eye, do not come.

  • If you have reason to believe you have been exposed to COVID, please do a test before coming.

  • DO.NOT.BRING.SILICONE.LUBE!

**ALWAYS remember that this event is being held in someone's home. Event guests who disrespect the homes of our hosts will be banned from Club Ass.

WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT HOLE TRAIN ON WEDNESDAY JULY 17th 2024 BETWEEN 8 AND 10PM !!


Like every other Humpday LA and Club Ass event, this one is gonna be HOT AF!

c 2024 Club Ass Los Angeles